Posts Tagged ‘new’

Happy New Year!

Monday, January 11th, 2010

With the new year upon us, I would like to thank all of you who made my New Year’s a busy one with your orders for New Year’s resolutions.

The latest news is that we have updated the CD store again. There is a new section, Gay/Lesbian interests, which has two new subliminals in it (Become Irresistibly Attractive To Handsome Gay Men, and Become Irresistibly Attractive To Beautiful Lesbian Women). Something I frequently do with my programs aimed at one specific gender is to make the program only have an effect if the listener is of the appropriate gender; in this case, these programs will only work if the listener is of the approriate sexual orientation. Sorry, guys: only lesbians can use the one to become irresistibly attractive to lesbians. ;)

We also have a couple new titles in the Sex category: Attract Your Perfect Large Breasted Female Lover, and Attract Your Perfect Naturally Redheaded Lover. These are both customer requested titles. The first one specified female lovers to be safe, although it will work for users of either gender. The second one, of course, is for those of you who just can’t ignore those gorgeous natural redheads out there, and want one of your own. :)

I have also cleaned up the Index a bit, so it should be more accurate now.

We are working to catch up on work as quickly as we can, but things behind the scenes have been a bit difficult lately, and include things we can’t control. So please bear with us, we are going as quickly as we can, and dealing with some shipping troubles as well.

Off to ship more orders. Keep ‘em coming!

Back by popular demand!

Thursday, December 24th, 2009

In the last 30 days, I have gotten so many requests for CDs that I have re-organized and re-opened the CD store. Enjoy!

New Store Sections & Products, And The News

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

Today it occurred to me, duh, people keep asking for new products, why haven’t you put them up yet? So I did. The result: One new product in the Children & Teens section (End Thumb Sucking) and two new store sections with about 25 new product titles in them all together!

The two new store sections are Hair and Hair 2, and these products deal with hair. Making it curlier, straighter, lighter, darker, blacker, blonder, browner, redder, and… making it fall out where you don’t want ot to be and resist going gray. Whew! Lots of new products. Enjoy!

I also removed a few titles hat did not seem to be selling well, and I am probably going to remove a couple more soon. Don’t worry though – most of these titles will be returning in the form of an exciting new series of products hat have a very different format. When they return, you’ll be able to say – if this doesn’t work, nothing will.

Naturally, our subliminals are excellent, but some subjects are harder to make happen this way, and the new series will be a very different approach. We think it will be very popular. The first title in this series will probably be coming sometime between 4 and 8 months from now, since we (mainly Andrew and I) have a lot of work to do getting the download store stocked and such.

The download store (http://www.subliminal-shop.com) is going to have a full line of downloadables, CDs and maybe even a line or two of other goodies as well. We plan to make it fully automatic for fulfilling CD orders, which will mean you get your orders sent to production instantly, and will receive your order as soon as is possible. This will make our order shipping times shorter and more consistent.

Of course we will not be automating customer support or custom subliminal generation. That will always be handled by a real live person, usually myself or Andrew for customer service and always me for custom subliminals.

We have also started an affiliate program on the Subliminal Shop website which I think is pretty nifty. We looked at a lot of options, and I decided hat the best way to get a good group of affiliates was to pay them well. There was some resistance within the ranks, but I pushed for it, and here’s what we have to offer:

Affiliates get paid a whopping 66% of all net profits for sales they are responsible for. That’s huge! That means you’ll be making over $9 for every title that sells using your affiliate code. At just 15 sales a day, you’ll be making about $50,000 a year! It really is nuts, but I fought for this because I know that good affiliates are worth it. However, I got my way with one caveat: We are going to review the affiliate fee structure in about 5 months and determine if it is doing well where it is. So get on over there and sign up as an affiliate and make it do well, because otherwise I won’t have a leg to stand on when the review comes around and I say “See! I had a good idea, giving the affiliates so much!”

The only thing we ask is that you not do anything illegal, immoral or fattening to get us sales. Or anything that would make our company lose credibility or respect from anyone. In other words, NO SPAMMING. We have a ZERO tolerance policy for affiliates guilty of spamming.

So that’s the news. Come back for more, as we’re putting up new titles all the time at the download store. Oh, and don’t forget that we have free samples of our work — give it a shot.